Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her was a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.
Man: ” I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speek English.”
Woman: „Excuse me?”
Man (very slow): „If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”
Woman: „Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”