Grupa English conversation dn. 4 lutego wznawia zajęcia – każdy czwartek godz. 16:00 w LO.
Poniżej zamieszczam zadanie domowe – proszę zaznajomić się z tekstem, by można o nim rozmawiać.
PS 4 luty to ”tłusty czwartek” – domowej roboty pączki i chrust mile widziany!
Halina Sinkunas
What a story!
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance!
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man…..
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that the three of them continued to enjoy the sunset together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and there was another shipwreck! The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening – red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze – perfect night for romance!
Pretty soon the man started to get those feelings again! He fought the urges as long as he could, but finally gave-up and leaned over Hillary and told her, he hadn’t had sex for months!
Hillary betted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said:
Take the dog for a long walk!!
