"NIE WAŻNE ILE MASZ LAT, STARCEM ZOSTAJE TEN, KTO PRZESTAJE SIĘ UCZYĆ." -HENRY FORD
"NIE WAŻNE ILE MASZ LAT, STARCEM ZOSTAJE TEN, KTO PRZESTAJE SIĘ UCZYĆ." -HENRY FORD
Let’s laugh a little….. For all of us, who are seniors…… What is the reason why babies diapers have brand names such as ”Huggies”, while undergarments for old people are called ”Depends”? – When babies poop / shit/in their pants,…
Test how good is your English. They say, your English is good when you understand jokes . Try yourself! A little girl asked her father, „How did the human race start?” The father answered, „God made Adam and Eve, they had children…
Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her was a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up. Man: ” I didn’t want…
W trosce o naszych studentów, by nauka j. angielskiego nie poszła na marne… 4 Lady-friends meet 30 years after school, at a reunion party… One goes to get food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their…
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY One hand on wheel, one…