Where a Driver is From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelelerator: BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, radling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hand on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO

but driving in: CALIFORNIA

Both handsin air, gesturing,both feet on acceelerator, head turned to talk to aomeone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering  wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshild, driving 35 onthe Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS